Just my cup of tea!
First off let me congratulate you on a game very well done. Not only is it (sort of) helping you to discover inner self, or rather bring you a bit closer. It also shows humor and attitude like no other game I've ever played on Newgrounds before and much to my liking.
I really loved the short replies that I got from my answers, especially the one from the "are you single?"-question.
It seems to me that there's more than just the answers themselves that determines the score. I guess it's also *how* and perhaps *when* you answer, right?
It is a bit short, but that perfectly fine by me. A longer game wouldn't make much of a difference, since I was already laughing and were more than satisfied by the end of it anyway.
5/5 10/10 and a h5 for bagels!