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Reviews for "CannonCrotch"

yikes

cannoncrotch....ya i agree with 69blain69 this was not that fun or entertaining. things just didnt work right.

Pretty sub-par

Yeah, this doesn't bring much new to the genre, the graphics are highly referenced and the animation is nothing special. Even the gameplay is lacking with nothing besides running, jumping, and shooting. Plus the controls are so sluggish you can't really make it perform how you'd like (try shooting down while dodging the ridiculously accurate boss attacks). Ok, there's a gun on his crotch...big deal?

I-smel responds:

Fuck you.

suxx -.-

U dont give any advices first time i played it i lost 26lives before getting to that boss then i thought i simply should flee for that big nazi spider or what that fucking shit is however second time i was there with 28lives left and cut i thought i should flee i lost one live after the next i was pissed of cuz i already moved like one kilometer in high then i got that idea to kill it i killed it and finally that explosion made the pop up window yellow but nothing happened oO soo wtf omg stupid annoying >.<

I-smel responds:

Fuck you.

.........

well the game froze so i didn't get a chance to play it BUT it's funny because there is an actual government building built like a swastika.. makes you think eh?

I-smel responds:

Yeah I know, I traced it. It's a university or some shit.

sigh

there should have been a fucking continue, i got to the last boss, got game over, then i broke my mouse out of pure frustration, i was pulling my hair out by the end of this. ugggg.... one hit kills... bad contra flashbacks! >_<