You make the weirdest crap ever.
But I love it. :D You have one of the most original styles I've seen and your drawings, while a bit on the twisted side, are so insanely creative. I mean you were able to make a bunch of anuses look like a legitimate face so there's an accomplishment right there.
May I also say that Waldemar Schurr is one of the best names I've ever heard?