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Reviews for "Turbo Slurpee Warriors"

Humorous

First off, this goes out the writers of reviews. You do know that people actually read your reviews right? No one what they call slurpees in other countries, saying "OMFGSLURPEESIMGOINGTOCUM!!!111111" makes you sound like a retard, and i'm sure that the author doesn't want to here phrases that he created in his reviews. Thank you.

Now on to the actual review. I had no idea what to expect with this one. It is defiantly unique, and is a great parody of advertisements. The animation, as was said before, is a little simple, but it works. Overall, this was a pretty good flash, but perhaps in the future make it more visually appealing. 5/5

damn i likie

here in england they are called ice blasts but its the same thing really

Holy Sh*t Fantastical Journey!

At first I was thinking, "this is one of the dumbest, gayest movies ever..."
Don't get me wrong, it's kinda supposed to be like that, pretending to be a corporate marketed Saturday morning cartoon sorta thing...

But then the ending came and I sh*t myself laughing.

Awesome Job!!!!!

Screw the FDA!

While I wouldn't approve of eating 7-11 food or imply that commercials tell the truth, I don't believe it is right for the government to butt in and threaten a business because some moralists don't think that people should buy, or be sold, certain products. The FDA uses the arm of force to interfere in the marketplace by banning certain products. I am against that. 7-11 probably gives half its income to the government anyway so that it can oppress it.

What I would rather see is a private, third-party organization keeping tabs on company claims, such as Consumer Reports. If the people of America didn't pay the monumental taxes that they did to supplement presumptuous organizations like the FDA, there would be plenty of money around to invest in information-seeking and investigation companies like Consumer Reports. The issue here is force.

But I digress. The animation was good, and I laughed a couple of times, which is a fairly nice accomplishment since I've seen a lot. The only criticism I'd have is that the art style is a little bit simplistic. Of course it achieved what you wanted, so I can't really complain. I'd also be a bit worried about making a sequel to this, because while it worked the first time, I bet that it will become tired if done again.

Good job.

I LOVE SLURPEES

LOL