Boring, ugly, annoying.
I'm glad for many things in this game.
I'm glad that Bob can change the limb he's missing at will. Modular arms are the hope of the future. Presumably, since every single goddamn thing in the game looks alike, he can grab a tree branch, paint it white, and stick it on.
I'm glad that, no matter how high your rage goes, every single retarded mook attacking you always takes four hits to beat, and if you deviate from 'slash-backdash' even a little bit, you get thwacked. It was also great that you couldn't control which attack Bob did - need the jumping strong attack? Too bad, you do the downslash! And get hit with an axe. I didn't think it was possible to railroad that hard in a platformer - your game has taught me something, which I appreciate.
I'm glad that the black knight takes more hits to kill than God, and that every time you lose, your rage drops, promising an even more boring, stupid fight the next time around. I also enjoy that his attacks have a huge range behind him. What the hell is he doing, elbowing you on the backswing?
Ugh.