i lve this game!!
Once upon a time, there was a nasty kingdom called fagland. Everything was peaceful in fagland until one day a ugly creature called BEDN attacked. BEDN had the head of a/an dog and the dick of a/an snake. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one skanky knight to save fagland, and that knight's name was UR MOM!!!. As soon as UR MOM!!! heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky black armor and started riding his cat to BEDN's lair. He took his shity rubber ban and lifted the beast's leg. The beast screamed CUNT!!!!!! And then humped at UR MOM!!! almost killing him. UR MOM!!! used his last bit of energy to grab BEDN away. Thanks to UR MOM!!!, the kingdom of fagland was saved and UR MOM!!! and the princess lived happily ever after.