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Stupid

Once upon a time, there was a fucked up kingdom called kansas. Everything was peaceful in kansas until one day a round creature called Britney attacked. Britney had the mouth of a/an sheep and the pubes of a/an dog. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one hairy knight to save Kansas, and that knight's name was Kenny. As soon as Kenny heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky tye-dye armor and started riding his my wife to Britney's lair. He took his soft dildo and blowed the beast's penis. The beast screamed nuckingfut!!! And then sucked at Kenny almost killing him. Kenny used his last bit of energy to fuck Britney away. Thanks to Kenny, the kingdom of kansas was saved and Kenny and the princess lived happily ever after.

mah space story

In the year 3022A.D. Spaceman god from planet big shit was exploring the galaxy on his undefined spaceship. On one of his travels, he was attacked by an alien fleet. He had to escape the large fleet, so he sped up to 2! He was going so fast that he didn't see the red planet left from him. All of the sudden, the gravitational pull of the red planet dragged his shity ship and crashed it. Spaceman god knew that the fleet would come destroy him so he searched the remains of his ship for his lazer revolver. Luckily, there was a/an shiny military base nearby. god sneaked by a few guards and reached the vehicle storage area and found a couple of alien flying Pirateship behind some crates of rockss. Before he could ride Pirateship back home, the guards spotted him and attacked him like a pack of Noobs attack a baby bunny. god pulled out his lazer revolver an beat the snaples! out of them. One alien soldier managed to activate the self destruct sequence. god got on the vehicle and flew away. espoosh!!!!!! All that was left from the plant was red dust. Luckily, the fleet had just arrived and died a/an short death from the explosion. Spaceman god became a hero in big shit and was worshipped for many years.

heh, very cool, xP

My story goes as follows! be warned, you will shit potatoe wedges after reading

Once upon a time, there was a hard kingdom called Ororon. Everything was peaceful in Ororon until one day a fast creature called Lethoz attacked. Lethoz had the cock of a wolf and the ass of a fox. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one slow knight to save Ororon, and that knight's name was Eldricht. As soon as Eldricht heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky blue armor and started riding his leopard to Lethoz's lair. He took his sensually great sword and fucked the beast's balls. The beast screamed damn!!! And then moaned at Eldricht almost killing him. Eldricht used his last bit of energy to fuck Lethoz away. Thanks to Eldricht, the kingdom of Ororon was saved and Eldricht and the princess lived happily ever after.

my story

In the year 3051A.D. Spaceman Mike from planet home was exploring the galaxy on his undefined spaceship. On one of his travels, he was attacked by an alien fleet. He had to escape the large fleet, so he sped up to 23! He was going so fast that he didn't see the pink planet left from him. All of the sudden, the gravitational pull of the pink planet dragged his green ship and crashed it. Spaceman Mike knew that the fleet would come destroy him so he searched the remains of his ship for his lazer gun. Luckily, there was a/an red military base nearby. Mike sneaked by a few guards and reached the vehicle storage area and found a couple of alien flying boat behind some crates of balls. Before he could ride boat back home, the guards spotted him and attacked him like a pack of dogs attack a baby goat. Mike pulled out his lazer gun an beat the f*** out of them. One alien soldier managed to activate the self destruct sequence. Mike got on the vehicle and flew away. hurt!!! All that was left from the plant was pink dust. Luckily, the fleet had just arrived and died a/an blue death from the explosion. Spaceman Mike became a hero in home and was worshiped for many years.

Here was my story. Awesome Stuff.

In the year 3035A.D. Spaceman Mr. T from planet HellPlanet was exploring the galaxy on his undefined spaceship. On one of his travels, he was attacked by an alien fleet. He had to escape the large fleet, so he sped up to 9000! He was going so fast that he didn't see the White planet South West from him. All of the sudden, the gravitational pull of the White planet dragged his Cigar ship and crashed it. Spaceman Mr. T knew that the fleet would come destroy him so he searched the remains of his ship for his lazer Shrink Ray. Luckily, there was a Hot Dog military base nearby. Mr. T sneaked by a few guards and reached the vehicle storage area and found a couple of alien flying SpaceCycle behind some crates of AppleSauces. Before he could ride SpaceCycle back home, the guards spotted him and attacked him like a pack of Donkeys attack a baby Space Cow. Mr. T pulled out his lazer Shrink Ray an beat the Shit!! out of them. One alien soldier managed to activate the self destruct sequence. Mr. T got on the vehicle and flew away. Oh Snap!!! All that was left from the plant was White dust. Luckily, the fleet had just arrived and died a Beer death from the explosion. Spaceman Mr. T became a hero in HellPlanet and was worshipped for many years.

LMFAO.

I hope this survives, its very fun, I remember doing something like this in school, good to do it again.

xVegetAx, NG Portal Sergeant.

9/10 Stars.

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