This is funny!
Once upon a time, there was an ugly kingdom called Poland. Everything was peaceful in Poland until one day a big creature called Natanek attacked. Natanek had the hand of an elephant and the ear of a dog. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one bad knight to save Poland, and that knight's name was Bundegunda. As soon as Bundegunda heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky blue armor and started riding his cow to Natanek's lair. He took his sad sword and hugged the beast's stomach. The beast screamed fuck!!! And then attacked at Bundegunda almost killing him. Bundegunda used his last bit of energy to play Natanek away. Thanks to Bundegunda, the kingdom of Poland was saved and Bundegunda and the princess lived happily ever after.