I don't like King Crimson, sorry :P
Fat Badger - OW MY HEARS! There's this rodent, a cow, a pink ball thing, with plenty of fire! oh joy ^_^
Zach Lew - I don't know who thereno is, but I'm guessing you're saying he's gay
Retrosmash - A clock wants to spam NG with ducks.
Kianu Reeves - A head, a parrot, & they're tweened. Strange song o.0!
Overall: I like Fat Badgers the best, Kianu Reeves is pretty good too =]