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Reviews for "Never Touch Children"

wow

that was a very educational film, but it didnt say anything about children touching other children. hehe

An important lesson for all

Don't forget, children. If you are ever touched just follow these simple steps:
1. Don't touch back.
2. Let the adult finish, as not to incur further and much harsher punishment touching.
3. When the adult is finished, alert another responsible adult.
4. If this responsible adult touches you, see steps 1-3 again.

ready

my stun gun is ready to shock

Hahaha Very funny

I used to hate clock flashes, but I´m slowly starting to dig your stuff :).
Good work man, It made me laugh a lot.
Love.

I learned something new today

Touching kids is wrong even if it's only in a platonic non sexual way. Next time a kid wants you to touch them just use your trusty stun gun on em.

Thanks for the tip. You always give great advice.

peace and love to strange clock.

-PowerRangerYELLOW