If I were a wet paint competitor I would be sure to lay my paint thinly. I would just sort of whip the brush over the canvas, not layering it too much. And I would make sure to paint the area that the judge is going to test first, so that it would dry first.
Peeing on a plant would kill the plant. Whenever I pee outside on leaves, they turn black.
If I were the judge I would be sure to wash my hands carefully or put on new disposable gloves in between testing the paint. Otherwise my hands would be colored in paint all the time and the match would never end even after the paint was dry.
That little girl's ears were doing the Tricky Dick Nixon victory sign, two fingers up on each hand. Why did she have hands on her ears?
If I were given a meal of dragon eyelash I'd eat it up quick, if it was dead enough.
Why not have a wet T-shirt contest with paint in place of water? I'd watch that paint dry anyday!