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Reviews for "Rise of Alfred"

Hgghoooooo Hgghhhaaaaa (darth vader)

I put a 9 for interactivity because, first of all, it has a play button. Now that's all the interactivity I need for a flash animation! I'm just about tired of those looping videos(unless it's TheWeebl). Plus, Alfred asks you to sing along in this submission! Can't get more respectively undregestiably flabbergastricationed than that misviewificative understatementatious overrealitanatory flimbignant ulcer-inducifying banana death ray holy cow flattener fork spoon halfway house hen hizzy world of warcraft warlock ten thousand shadow bolt crit firy kacklebout peanut butter jelly time peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat alabasteration...

emily-youcis responds:

he did not ask you to sing - he make you sing - or else HE PURGE YOU!!!

may alfred fall deeper into the abyss of maddness

alfred its ok i love you. good work on creating this inspiring animation.

ps. this is my first reveiw

The is a fine line.

Between genius and madness.

A very fine line.

It makes me sad to realize that this is one of the best flashes you have ever done. It's not that it's bad, it actually is my favorite flash of all time, it's just... well... I can tell there is a different mood to your newer material. You slowly morphed Alfred from this dramatic, anticipation ruling, suspense demanding, well rounded character to a brutal kick-butt, single minded, "hipster" sell-out that you keep wanting to push to just "poarn". Is there no shame in what you do. Take one aspect for example; your voice. To me, the voice acting in any of the Play Houses and this flash are the most dynamic compositions that I have personally have heard recently. But that was some time ago. Was it the drugs? The alcohol? I'm not sure of the source but while I looked deeper I found a little corner called Smut Cave. I expected someone who would be mildly humorous and understandable, but instead find a woman, while attractive, incoherent at best. I stumble to understand her "look I'm wearing a blond wig! I'm somebody else now!" jokes as she clamors vowels on top of vowels, barely holding to what might be a sentence. Mebey that is why you have not made a recent flash that features your voice acting. If you see this, I want to offer you a challenge; try going a whole year without any drugs or alcohol and see where it takes you. After that I say your free to go back to killing yourself with acid and paint fumes again.

p.s. Don't take any of this offensively, I only feel disappointed in the waisted skill. Please take the challenge, do the world a favor and don't die.

emily-youcis responds:

Your review stroked my heart , a finger stroke that had a jagged fingernail. God. have I really become this stupid?
The only drugs I do is the grass, and i drink to have a good time now and then, incase you were wondering if i've been puking over a toilet these past 5 years. There is no heroin or meth either, you are in luck, sir!!
During the summer of the interview you saw me in I was going through a rather tough and confusing time in my 19 years of life on this wretched planet, which I assume you will understand, because you have seen The Playhouse,. And youve probably figured, as many times as you've droolled over it, that anyone who made that would've had a Fucked Up Childhood . Do you really think I would have gone this whole time without some sort of a meltdown? I may have made Alfred but im not made of fucking steel.
Cartoons are still my number one priority. I am beginning an Alfred Alfer feature length animated movie, and I assure you, Valued Alfred Fan, he will go back into as much depth and seriousness and insanity and all that you enjoyed about him before - except much much deeper.
One aspect of this movie is, ofcourse, Alfred's Corruption. He beleives he is an all-powerful jesus internet Porn Star , exactly what you cllaimed I turned him into him over the years. Yes I did corrupt and smash his very soul, and it was all part of the plan. This is because I am developing this pixelated used superstar sell-out layer. His false self. A version of Dictator Alfred, if you will.
Yet he remains a reall life rotting dog in a room. He has the rabies. THis grandiosity is all a delusion.... ANyway i need not waste my keyboardddings any further. no one will beleive me until it is done.
The "Summer" was an experiment in using my female body self ddoing corny jokes like celebrities in order to see if it could get Alfred more fame. And it did, slightly, but not as well as the carrtoons.
How do you even know how much of that internet was an act? You may simply be falling for my trolling, yet again.
Be happpy I gave you the Best Flash Experience of your Life, sir. Do not forget that. I promise you my skill wont be wasted, - I'm 22 for fucks sakes, most people havent begun their work at all let alone have had the privelege of having a neckbeard from across the internet criticize the latter years of the Alfred Saga...
I promise you I wont die, though I've come close. I know getting more ALfred to the public is my divine gift in life and I shant waste my talent.
I am glad that I did lead you down the Rabbit HOle of Corruption!! SEEeeeeeee ya l8tr!

"they can't love me when they're dead" oh alfred, you sure did change your mind didn't you