I generally hate unfinished stuff and bl@m most of them, so 5/10 is very high for me.
I like the humour and the expressions.
If this is the start of something big, you might begin with an intro, like maybe a map of a bit of text saying who is who and were they are.
"Date: January 1945 place: !@4%^&'sberg on the German border. The US forces are closing in on the @@@ and the crack £$£$ battalion lies in wait for them..."