This was great!
I gotta follow these guidelines for my dating! I got "Honey Move" every time! ...Well, the second go-through. The first time I failed. But I like how you put in the little jokes, like "she grinds her bunions with a Black+Decker sander" and "forget that bitch, she was probably a lesbian anyways" You gotta make a sequel. Redo this, and if you get to the end and get Honey Moves all the time, there's a passcode. Remember it for the next game, and you get to continue the 1st story. Without the passcode, you just do a new mission. This'd be a great series. Keep up the good work!
~Darth-Chronus