I Got Upgraded
You are the school biggest loser
You took out the biggest badass in school last week with your nerd fu you learned from countless hours of gaming
Everybody in school saw you did that
This week you came into the school with your new look
The guys was shock & awe at your sudden change & uber coolness
The girls swoons at the sight of you
You think, "This is the beginning of the best friggin day of my life"