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Reviews for ""The Hitchhiker""

A good second installment

Quite good, but the graphics were in a way sickening and the animation could have been better. The voice acting is good and the story is nice. All in all it wasnt as good as the first.

Another worthy Negotiator episode

I recall this to be episode 3 of the Negotiator series (although I may be wrong). Here, you choose to guide one of the characters through a plot where Ted (the gone-crazy father) stops a car at bombpoint, and subsequently is stopped by a police roadblock.

It is nice to be able to play the game from different perspectives. As in all Negotiator episodes, you must carefully think of what consequences your decisions may make - sometimes it isn't obvious.

Kinda boring

I dont know why the last guys hated it. I beat it on my first try. If anything its to easy and kinda boring

AMEN HERRIX!!!!!!!!!!

i actually beat it believe it or not but i have to wholeheartedly agree with herrix' review. the stupid bitch wife needs to know her damn role and keep her fuckin mouth shut. she should shove that fist up her ass instead of throwin it at someone better than her. dumb cunt

These fuckers all deserve to get killed.

This is the worst game of choice I have ever played. What the fuck is it supposed to teach you, how to provide marriage counseling in the presence of a suicide bomber while hovering over the couple's car as a formless mist? Yeah, who HASN'T run into that particular situation once or twice. Christ, I cast my soul outside of my body with pagan incantations at least three times a week; it's good for the circulation, and it's fun to mess with people by pretending I'm the ghost of Al Capone.

Oh, and how am I supposed to predict that Yale, educated attorney though he is, will fail to pronounce the sentence "I resent your innuendo?" It's also not my fault that the dumbass woman punches the fucking suicide bomber in the face no matter whom I advise. There should be an option "UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES ARE YOU TO PUNCH SUICIDE BOMBERS IN THE FACE." The only people crazy enough to do that are the suicide bombers themselves. She might as well eat a bowl of beans, light a match and hide a nuclear missile in her asscrack.

I'm going to pretend that I won, because the world is better off without one more scumbag lawyer, frigid wife, adulterous bitch, homicidal maniac and asshole cop. Killing them all is much more satisfying than letting such monstrous pricks walk out of this situation alive.