No.
No.
Get serious ..
Just, .. lol. Try out being straight. Quit fooling yourself because no one's buying it. God.. wish I had more advice, but with an entry like that I don't even have the sympathy to attempt further contemplation.
Just don't submit anything else. You're stinkin' up the place.
HEY SHEAM...NEWSFLASH!!!!!
No-one cares.
:D
This was so funny, and ignore that idiot that reviewed before me. This was good. ;)
Glad to see someone who doesn't take Newgrounds seriously!
Thank you!
~R_H
The opening screens were cool...
...but the rest of the submission was horrible. It's a shame, because the graphics in the introduction were excellent. However, the graphics in the main flash were either still images, only changed after many seconds of stillness, or 2 still images, alternating painfully fast. In addition, the style of the main flash was simply horrible. The idea of a SLOW slide show of images is very old (the idea got old right after the first Secret Episode), and the idea of using Speakonia for dialogue about sex acts is older, and even worse. Anyways, the style was pretty bad, and only the decent style of the introduction helped this flash. The sound quality was very clear, and the Speakonia voices were done well, but the dialogue was very cliched (using dialogue in Speakonia for sex acts is overused and stupid). Finally, there was no humor in here. Speakonia is only funny when backed up by humorous and well-done animation, and this barely had ANY animation. You get a 7/10 for the introduction, but the main part of the flash was definitely a 0/10. Seeing as how the main part of the flash overshadowed the introduction, my overall rating is 1/10.
I stopped reading form the word "The"
Do something else with your time than leave me an essay - i get enough of that in school!!!
~R_H
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Microsoft Sam pwns. And so do you flash gods. lolololololol!!!111
One day Microsoft Sam will descend upon us in a fiery wrath of Speakonia and say what we are all thinking.
We await this day, god bless you M.S.
~R_H
Awesome
Gotta love the ol Big Bag Song from Fruity Loops.
Anyway great Flash, make more.