Funny.
It's funny, I guess. Not funny enough to be #1, and it's a very strange awkward conversation, but it's still good.
Reviews for "Your Dog Shit On My Porch."
AudioVision responds:
It was meant to be very awkwaaaaard
Good voicing, bad scripting.
Nervous man and cool guy voices were really well done, but the script wasn't anything special. Was pretty bland, and the twist/joke was weak too. You've got talent in voicing though, maybe you should just find a writer?
And yeah, those guys giving you BS zeros because it isn't music are stupid. I've heard VA stuff on the Audio Portal before, surprised they haven't.
Not Cool
This is not funny.
The audio portal is for music not garbage.
This is like listening to garbage cans with drumsticks with no beat.
We always listen to this crap in the real world so why should we need a audio recording of this to listen to over and over again? I don't know, so this is garbage complete garbage.
Here is some advice: Try to make some music or beats with FL studio, Madtracker, etc.
AudioVision responds:
Making beats in FL Studio? Really? That's better than doing voice acting?
I already make music. Go listen if you want. I don't make stupid beats in FL studio.
hahaha
This sounds like something from Home Movies, except with a more extreme ending. Haha, it's hilarious. You're right, this MUST be made into a flash!
AudioVision responds:
Yeah, it does sound a bit like home movies! I hadn't thought of that :D
Umm
I just thought for a second that the audio portal was for music and young aspiring artists in music. I guess i was wrong because if this is at number 1 then wow... This isnt a song its just audio that could be turned into a flash you should have put it in your dump and let somone find it and turn it into a flash.
I mean there is a lot of great music in this portal that is way better than the garbage that my ears are assaulted with when i hear this. When i saw the title i thought why not lol it has a funny name. this isnt music its just two guys talking and for it to be number 1 in the top 30 just is beyond me. Why? Why did you put this garbage on the audio portal it doesnt belong.
Yes it is funny which is why it is number 1 and knowing the hentai fapping newgrounds community that i do this will remain at its number 1 spot for a long time. PLease i beg of you no i implore you to take this off and let the real musicians or in fact asome real music be at number 1 instead of this this thing that is not music.
-KrobbleGoo
AudioVision responds:
Okay. I've had about enough.
ANYBODY WHO IS GOING TO RATE OR REVIEW, PLEASE READ BELOW.
I have now gotten a bunch of bullshit zero's from smartasses like this who tell me "THIS ISN'T MUSIC SO THIS SUCKS AND IT DOESNT BELONG IN THE AUDIO PORTAL. ALSO MY FATHER USED TO TOUCH ME INNAPROPRIATELY."
Here is a dictionary definition of the word "Audio";
Audio: (adj) of or pertaining to frequencies or signals in the audible range.
For all you idiots out there who don't understand that, it means that the word "Audio" means ANYTHING YOU CAN HEAR.
No where in that definition does it say Audio has to be a SONG.
It is called the "Audio Portal". AUDIO. IT MEANS THAT I CAN SUBMIT ANYTHING THAT YOU CAN HEAR. If it were called "Song Portal" or "Music Portal", then you could give me all the fucking zeros you want! BUT IT ISN'T.
ANOTHER THING. If you look in the information of this song, you will see it is placed in the "Voice Acting" section. YES. THERE IS A SECTION FOR VOICE ACTING. That means that if THE NEWGROUNDS STAFF programed a FUCKING VOICE ACTING SECTION into the portal, that means I MUST BE ALLOWED TO SUBMIT VOICE ACTING PIECES. I think the Newgrounds staff know the rules better than YOU.
SO DON'T GIVE ME A ZERO BECAUSE IT ISN'T A SONG.
Thats just stupid of you, like this guy here.
He says its funny, but tells me it's garbage because it's not a song.
He's an idiot. If you honestly don't like it, go ahead and vote zero, and instead of being a DICK, tell me why you don't like it in a CONSTRUCTIVE WAY.
I can't improve if all you say is "THIS SUCKS I HATE IT FUCK SHIT IM GOONNA GO MASTURBATE."
P.S.- and by the way, asshole, how dare you say "let a real musician be number one" I've worked my ass off to make these, and the majority of my submissions ARE SONGS! And in MY opinion, they're at least good! So don't say I'm no fucking musician, you tiny-dick fuckwad!