too be honest
that went way past a "light hearted relius romp" but you were right abput one part, religon is the bad. it accualy comes from a laitin verb meaning to be tied down. and some people do take their befiefes too far.
but christainity, at least born again christainty, isn't about a system of steps too apease some great force its a personal relationship with jesus christ, sorry for the ramble.