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Reviews for "Captain Capitalism"


That was funny yet informitive! I showed my kids this and now they will grow up to be good hard working Americans!


One mistake though: nowadays, most broadcatss will censor the "God" in God damn instead of the "damn." Oh, the horrors of political correctness...


Words cannot disrcibe how funny that was. Amazing work.

great flash, make more

...and to those of you that can't tell, this is a f***ing satire, so stop giving yourselves a do-it-yourself colonoscopy and get your heads out of your ass.

to those of you that do know this is a satire, carry on.

anyone can cuss

its freedom
of speach