awsome
the series continue.
Great as always keep up the good work
Reviews for "Mortal Kombat Kamidogu 7"
Bezo responds:
The series continue! That should be our new catchphrase. I can't remember what the old one was. I think it had something to do with Toasty guy. Something about singing high pitched about Toast. I like toast. I'm glad you liked what we gave you and appreciate our hard work and making each episode of Konquest Of The Kamidogu better than all the previous versions combined (and with also a Legendary Frog cartoon thrown in). We work our asses off to make you laugh. And so help me, God, if you people don't laugh, I'm gonna kill you all! I'll do it, too. I'm crazy. With just a hint of cinnamon..
-Bezo.
Nice extras...
A nice addition to the series, but it kind of seems like you made the same type of mistake Midway did with MK:Deception: spent too much time on the extras, and not enough time on the core of the project itself. Don't get me wrong, it's still pretty funny, but it's overshadowed by the extras.
Great job on those extras, by the way, especially the Kombat Kapers one!
Bezo responds:
Perhaps we did that deliberately as a sort of ironic commentary on the state of Mortal Kombat Deception. Did you ever think of that? Huh? Huh? Yeah, ok, we didn't really. But we love the extras! So do the fans! Everyone loves Meat-Blaze. He's like the MK version of Raymond. Except I don't want to make love to his wife. 'cos I'm pretty sure she's a flaming skeleton too. And I'm not interested in getting burns in the groinal area, even for a joke. It's just not one of my big fantasies. Still, I'm glad you liked what we gave you, and took the time to review us and give your nine. We appreciate it, and will put it with all the 8s and 9s and 10s we love so very much. Good to see a familiar face around here. But now I have to go, because my chicken is seriously thawing out in the sink and if I don't cook it soon, it's gonna be all gross and slimy and I don't want that. I like my chicken to be partially frozen when I stirfry it. It's just a little more pleasant, you know? So, off I go. It's time for stirfry.
-Bezo.
ha ha
a very funny flahs.the kombta kapers bit was pure brilliance.but one thing WHERE THE HELL IS HYDRO??
Bezo responds:
Hydro is the second one on the left in the Lin Kuei barbershop thing. He's like this Lin Kuei warrior that never appeared in the games and like only ever was in the comics. And he's so obscure and pointless that ]{0MBAT absolutely had to put him in. Or rather, had to make ME put him in, since I'm the one who has to do all the friggin' work. I hate that guy. He's always making me do stuff. So, thanks for the review. I appreciate the 8.
-Bezo.
HAHAHAHAHAH...OH
FLIPPIN SWEET DUDE!!!!!!!!
FUNNY VERY FUNNY....OH
Bezo responds:
Sweet. It's so great to see a review this exuberant! It makes me reaffirm my wayward faith in humanity. Thank you, my brother. Thank you.
-Bezo.
Mwahahaha
Im too lazy to review all of your other movies so I'll sum up my opninion of them all in one shot...
Theyre all hella funny dude, you rock!
Why did the other guy give humor a 0? its funny.
Bezo responds:
You're too lazy to review all my other movies? Well, why should I take the time to respond to you? If you're so lazy, why should I bother? Oh right, because you gave a good review. Sorry, I'm all defensive lately. Well, not really. I don't really care. But yeah, they are hella funny. And we are known to rock.
As for why that other guy gave the humour a zero, it's because he's Newb Saibot and he thinks I'm racist against black people because I gave a Jax a huge afro and like made him hang out with Johnny Cage.
-Bezo.