Although I found much humour in Tom's previous flash animation, CRAPWOMAN (don't get me wrong, it still wasn't brilliant), this one failed to raise a single chuckle from me. Why? Well there's little new here, with the odd exception of option three. He even goes as far as re-using elements from CRAPWOMAN for the first and fourth buttons!
On a positive note, his animation skills aren't as appaling as his effort with this cartoon.