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Reviews for "A Men's Room Monologue"

nice

i agree i hate it!!

good job

funny and true

omg he is soooo right

he is soooo legit i hate having a gay take the urinal next to me lol

This is a intresting thing

Theirs a bathroom at my mall that has these weird hand driers that are like a air blade that u stick your hands in then this blade of air start going and u move ur hands slowly up and they dry pretty darn good

You make it seem like Satan made public restrooms.

It's not as bad as you make it seem, it's not like the designers made it to fuck people over. Button on the sink? Use 2 hands. Aiming into the long urinals? Don't fucking stand in it. Stall door goes the wrong way? That never happens! Stall in a different language? God, foreign countries suck. Casing around the toilet cutting you? Well, you must be trying to cut yourself on it, because it's usually plastic and not that sharp. No control over the temperature the "evil red eye" gives you from the sink? It's always cold, so no problem there. And why the hell would you take the handicapped stall you jackass? It's handicapped for a reason! You are probably the most self-conscious person in the world if this all gives you a problem. I also managed to smile only once from this.