The joke was funny for a second but..
I've been reading some of your reviews (both the good and bad) and to be honest I think its about time you woke up to the real world. God didn't create all this, he didn't even create Christianity, the Romans did. Christianity is an idea in your head man...open your mind and stop thinking everything is an act of god. Its an act of your own free will, the free thinking human being. I don't want to be too scientific but to be simple, this world and everything in it was created by evolution. You say that God is everywhere but in fact you are wrong, the evidence of evolution is what is all around us. If I asked you to bring me evidence of God or any happenings in the bible, could you do it? And that means hard evidence, not something rediculous like "The evidence is all around you" - because I've already told you about that. I don't want to seem hurtful to you, because I actually respect your faith, it gives a good guide to later life. However you seem to take the writings of the Bible as fact, and I'm afraid that is not true. And in the end (I'm talking about all religion in general here) how much has religion given us? Death is the answer, despite religion's teachings it has killed millions upon millions. You just have to look at examples like Hitler, the Romans, the Al Quaeda terrorists groups ect. What I'm trying to say is, don't let Religion blind you to the world. K?