Pretty good
That was fun. You should feel honored, as that was the first of these stupid games that I actually tried to finish. And I did (with 10 life left--stupid sperm question).
Sitting there with a hentai game on one side of the screen and Wikipedia on the other. Classic geek moment.
Anyway, your semisatirical writing was great. It's like you didn't care what they said, but you put in the effort to have them say something. It worked out.