Reviews for "The History of Mario"

you're an idiot

You're one of those kids I run by who think fucking is so cool. Fucking is only pulling dicks, twisting nipples, and slipping penises in asses, so shut the fuck up, you wonder about fucking, now you know.

Aliyen responds:

I suggest you don't judge people just because of their cartoons, because they don't necessarily define people. If you weren't a dumbass you'd know that.


If you'd know anything about Yoshi's Island, is that it was a Goonie, or better known as a goose ya dumbshit!!! Storks have long legs like the one in the FUCKING INTRO OF FRICKAN YOSHI"S ISLAND!!!! I liked your Movie BTW :)

Aliyen responds:

Calm down! I know that it isn't the stork. I only used the head of the Goonie (and drew the rest of the body) because the only sprites for the stork that were in "Yoshi's Island" weren't good enough for me to get a clear shot of it flying or standing in a flash cartoon!


Another one of your good works my friend.


I hate it.


Lotta unecessary curse words.

Aliyen responds:

While sitting on my computer chair and eating a drop of watermelon-flavored yogurt with my antique silverware collection, I noticed your comment lurking just on the downtown of the Newgrounds portal submissions..

As I stroked my testicular-shaped chin, I opened my mouth very slowly, and let loose the following words: "I agree."

My year with the hippopatamuses don't go unwanted. My time with the unicorns teaches me to hold a strong will, for only a real man can fight like a boxer, but a real man with a strong will can fight with the eye of a healthy lion cub..

Therefore, time goes on for a few of these years, so it is up to us to help time go on. For if we just let time go, would we be real men? No...We would be horses.