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Reviews for "Storytime: Church Flowers"

I'm still laughing

Even while writing this. What will you come up with next?

Great Punchline

I'm a little torn, part of me wants to say that the set up took a little too long. On the other hand I love how much like a real childrens book this is (in terms of art, language and pacing) and you'd lose that if it was shorter. Well regardless it's a hilarious and totally unexpected punchline at the end and well worth it.

Witty and Fun

Cute clip; Great lead-in to an unexpected punchline. The storybook style graphics were a nice touch.

Funniest thing I've seen in a LONG time...

I didn't expect that ending at all, and that was brilliant! As much as I'd love to re-write it here just to make myself feel funny for saying it, I shant, as it's one of those things you have to see to really get everything out of. I love your stuff man, keep it up.

Conclusion: Sheer joy in a flash movie.

"Racist"?

Yeah, I can see this is racist, because... um... no. No, wait, this is about as racist as a cherry cheesecake. Don't know what's wrong with that last guy's brain. If this is "going too far" for him, he must be the single most sheltered moral infant on earth. If you just use the word, "Jew," is that supposed to make you anti-semetic? Jew, jew, jew, jewy-jewy-jew!

Anyhoo... I like it. A lot cuter and more G-rated than a lot of stuff on Newgrounds. Though I like swearing, blood drenched sex offenders as much as anyone else, this cute 'lil thang was a very nice change of pace, and the drawings were just adorable. Even if the one joke was a pun, it was a pretty hard to pull off pun, so, yah. Funny. Cute.