that was pretty good, but...
You say "to be continued due to lare freakin file file size". to reduce the file size, try redicing the size of the music.
i noticed two of your loops were in stereo. while this may sound much better than mono, it's also twice the filesize of mono! those same loops also sounded like high quality mp3s rather than low.
I like the clock stuff though, it's pretty funny.