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Reviews for "Mentos"

Holy Shit

oh my god a monkey with it's hands cut of can make beter flash then you could ever do it . i mean i would rather have my taken out and replaced with pool balls then ever have to watch it again. a movie with a stickman going up to a guy and shooting him then runing off would be beter.

I am....

...Absolutly disgusted at this. It just shows that he knew it was crap so he had to alt account about 40 times. The flash wasnt very good at all, only music and no voice acting.

This would have stayed in even if you hadnt alt-accounted it to friken death but it wouldnt have gotten 3.77 ffs.

Heya, buddy!!!

Heeeeeeeeeey-aaaaaaaa...

Doo doo doo doo - Heeeeeeeeeey-aaaaaaaa...

Clap clap clap!

I love Outkast, don't you? Andre 3000 is so fit, sometimes I want to just grab him and rub oil into his thighs and buttocks.

But don't worry, YOU'RE my #1 subject for repeated masturbation. You and your 'rubbish' movies make my one-incher do things I never dreamed of.

Anyway, on with the power trip.


I'm reviewing this movie again because I accidently gave you an overall score of one - I had one very simple job to do (giving you scores of zero which I know are not warranted) and I couldn't even get THAT right!!! No wonder everybody on the BBS sees me as a jumped up little pretentious loser - because I AM ONE!!!

Ah, that was good.

See, I just love insulting people in my reviews, even if i'm the brunt of my abuse. It's funny because, in real life, i'm so scrawny and scared of confrontation that I cry whenever anybody shouts at me. Yet on Newgrounds, I can get people to do ANYTHING I want!!! (At least that's how it used to be, before my sensational egotism got the better of me, and NG users lost some of their naivity and saw through my scams.)

So as I said before, i'm going to keep voting and reviewing badly on your movies, because I don't like them. Fuck anyone else's opinion of them, people that saw these movies have scores of 2.86, 3.32 and 2.77 respectively when they passed judgment. No, it's clear to ME, a forum moderator, that these are actually BAD movies, and must be treated as such.

Yours internally,
Denvish.

PS. I signed you up for the Andre 3000 Street Team!!! No need to thank me.

Hello there, it's me again >;-)

So, sinking a bit, are we? Hehehe :-P
Don't worry, it doesn't stop here. See ya again when you go B+, then C+, hell, why not even F+ while we're at it.

@_@

That was so hilarious! I hate those commercials because they are so damn corny! LOL! This one was great. It should be a real Mentos commercial! XP