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Reviews for "You'll Never Catch Me Alive!"


Nice comic, it gave me a good laugh.

ToonHole responds:

Girls tell me this all the time. But instead of comic, they say "penis"

That's so stupid

I love it!

ToonHole responds:

My parents gave me the same review when I was in elementary school.



ToonHole responds:



Ok, but if he is executed in heaven, where will he go next?

On second thought if he was a theft, what is he doing in heaven?

ToonHole responds:

On third thought, if a train leaves Philadelphia at 30 miles per hour headed straight for another train leaving Chicago at 20 miles per hour, where do they collide?


Oh man this is just classic! It seems that vilolent cartoons that are funny still exist to this very day! To tell you the truth I don't think I've seen this joke pop up any where else.

That said this is a job well done indeed. Love the animation style and the punchline was priceless. Keep up the good work!

ToonHole responds:

Don't you miss violent cartoons? Now all they do is talk. BOOOORRRRINNNGGGG