That's not a cake, that's a whole bakery.
That's not a bakery, that's a national confectionary chain.
That's not a Dumptruck, that's an international cargo freighter. (thanks Ssethtzeentach)
That ain't a seat, that's a furniture store.
And that's all the ass jokes I could think of.
Edit : No, I got more.
That's not just a furniture store, that's a whole carpenter's union.
Those aren't the Gluteus Maximus, Those are Min-Maxxed Glutes.
That isn't pirate's booty, That's lost nazi gold.
That's not an astronomical ass, that's a cosmic hindquarter cushion.
I don't know If I'll come up with more but newgrounds allows 12k+ characters in a review.
I could make a whole joke book.