I'll be honest with you now, that pull my finger thing is pretty much children's humor and not really funny. Max Payne was a good game, but this is just not funny, you're making a cool guy like him stick out like a bum or something.
No I coulden't drive cause I was drunk.
No I forgot my keys.
No I'm afraid of the dark.
That's just not it, had it been a silly cartoony person it might have been funny but with Max, nope, sorry.