It's weird watching this and seeing "A Christmas Story" become more and more popular over the years. Some would even say it's too common now. I like the rhyming. So Santa is actually Satan? By that same definition, God would be Dog. Well, we do have a dog here.
He's not much of a god. I always want to watch old Christmas stuff here. A pity the contest has been over for a long time. I guess 7 is a lucky number. Nothing to do with Christmas though.