Bernie Sanders be like:
"Let me tell you dis, today, I took a photoshoot.........withseveralotherbaldguys. *Sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif* And....while, unlike the upper one percent who pay less in taxes........thanthebottom90percent,....I would dare say I share the opinion of millions of other Americans that despite being friends with the other characters for a long time, I am the best choice for president of the United States *SNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*..........ofAmerica..."