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it just sucked
Reviews for "Real Corporate Takeovers"
Sigh...
"And I find it very annoying when people say, "IT'S WORTH THE WAIT!!!!!!" in this space, because it usually isn't. So I won't be saying that."
You were damn right! It totally wasn't worth the time it took to download. The idea, while decent in conception, blew chunks when put into motion, I guess. The graphics all look so stale, next time try to obtain higher-quality copies of the characters. The sound is just aweful. It's okay to loop sound clips to make music, but make the clips longer and cut them in the right places. And try to be a little more varied in your "hitting" sounds.
The violent scenes also need to be animated better. Using the same red pen for gashes and open wounds is pretty dull.
I gave you one point for humor because of the Wile. E. Coyote scene. You hit right on with that one.
mysdaao responds:
Well, I warned you
Just a bunch of icons killing each other.
Dan Quale never did, and never will become president!!! You should have said that it was Gore the whore. Wow, not a single good flash today. What's happening to newgrounds?
Umm, hmm.
I just don't know what to say really. That was pretty interesting. I did enjoy it, and I am speechless. That is a very sick vision, but a pretty darn funny one to boot. Nice job, if it ever happens(heh) we're f***ed... Can't wait to see more.
Creative, well-adapted story-to-movie (DT=a god?)
Well, if it didn't make you laugh, I really don't know what will...except for world domination, ingenious sounds, and Bill Gates...oh wait, that's Real Corporate Takeovers! Alright, I have to say every scene has some comedy in it, whether that be sound or visuals. The beginning parody of THX rocks. In addition, the setup is very easy to play and have fun with with. And best of all: the credits! Let's see...that would be: head designer as Doug Tilkin, director as Doug Tilkin, overall genious as Doug Tilkin. The end music is 10 stars out of 5 (and, yes, it repeats 999 times). And the ending is extremely well done. What can I say, it's very entertaining for less-than-3-minute movie.