theres worse
any of you who think this is the absolute worst wideo in the world should see the...fish...job. thats a peice of jewish horse shit.
Reviews for "Terror at Happy Valley"
timtheultimategamer responds:
..and at least it's not another stick fighting/stick gun battle movie...
Well....
How do I put this? This movie is lame and just really freakin' weird. I have no clue why this thing didn't get blammed. I feel sorry for the author, the war in Iraq ended 2 months ago (at least the major part). And what is with the freak having sex with the air? Are you a fairy or something??
And another thing
How come this dude is the ONLY person who works at a NUCLEAR POWER PLANT? There are few nuclear power plants in the entire country, but THIS ONE is somehow manned entirely by a guy in a yellow shirt and goggles (the official nuclear safety inspector uniform) who watches a conveyor belt that brings TOXIC WASTE BARRELS to a spot in the middle of the floor. Oh wait, i forgot about the guy who stands outside in a yellow hat and t-shirt (yellow is the plant's theme color) and smokes cigarettes.... next to a nuclear power plant... a NUCLEAR power plant.... NUCLEAR... SMOKING.... SMOKING CIGARETTES AT A NUCLEAR POWER PLANT!!! Then there's the misfortunate soul who almost gets shot by the mysterious foe garb in black who decides "I'm going to rob a nuclear power plant today, I feel like bringing home a few buckets of toxic waste that they have lying around the middle of the floor, maybe I'll shoot some random people to!" and would have died a surly death had it not been for our hero's incredible hulk... I mean "nuclear powers" that allowed him to push the guy out of the way of a 30 mile an hour bullet. (He then has sex the with the air as he flies over and pushes the ninja in the face with his foot) SO OTHER THAN THAT, all the parking spaces are empty. EMPTY. Nobody else works at the nuclear plant... nobody. Poor Happy Valley.... I rest my case.
timtheultimategamer responds:
I understand that this entire review is a stab at my movie, but I was seriously dying of laughter. That review was hysterical.
Well, it was my first movie and I think it wasn't that bad for a first try.
oh my god...
....and by "against the school project rules to have a killer looking mutant" you mean, "against my retarded abilities to draw a person who didn't have stumps for arms"... Honestly, how was it "against the project rules to have a killer looking mutant?" That doesn't make sense, you drew a guy getting shot, but you couldn't draw "A killer looking mutant"... What the fuck kind of guidelines are those?! "No student may be allowed to draw a mutant who is in anyway killer looking" THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! Please, explain to me in some way how it was possibly "against the school project rules to have a killer looking mutant." If you don't I may have an anuerism and die... YES.. I already reviewed your movie under another user name.
Not so good.
It was ok but nothing special at all. It's pretty nice for a first try (my first movie sucks ass).