Hahahah, this game is awesome! I love the stories it creates.
Mine is: Nicholas Cage awoke with a jolt of fear. there was something at the foot of his bed. It was beautiful. It smelled of tacos. He couldn't see more than a banana-shaped shadowy figure. but its breath smelled like flying carpet. Nicholas Cage pulled his Kanda sheets over his pupil as he fried up the courage to yell "What do you want?" he asked in a sad voice. The boring figure hissed its reply: "I want all of your chocolate!". Nicholas Cage yanked the covers off his pupil . There stood Jade, his nerdy sister. "I WANT THEM NOW!" She f*cked. "You took all the pandas out of my trick-or-treat bag, so hand over the chocolate or I'm going to tell Nona and you'll have to sing the parrot for a whole second!"
Best thing ever. Great job, sir.