The Secret Speech

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This is very sensitive material and is COMPLETELY FABRICATED! It will offend people who have no sense of humor, and who may or may not be completely stupid.

Flaming encouraged.

Props to Chris Morris for the excellent audio. *NOTE: The audio is made from ACTUAL BUSH'S STATE OF THE UNION SPEECH. And it does NOT belong to Camp Chaos, NOR Ebaumsworld! Chris Morris of WarpRecords.com made it. Check the link for the audio! Please do a little research before you accuse me of "stealing" please. Yes, I've seen the real video version, I loved it. What's wrong with a cartoon one?



Very Good

You got the voice perfect man, keep up the good work.


good job

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nukes come from Cananda? are you retareded snipehack? Canada REFUSES to have nuklear weapons, mostly on account of were not retards. and no, most of your tanks come from the good ol' US of A and Euope. We have the US like.. 100 helicopters. So dude, if your gonna bash, at least get the fucking facts straight. Douche.

That was some gooe voice chopping.

pyropymp responds:

Where in the world did you hear in this Flash that nukes come from Canada? You probably need hearing aid.

well cool

i dont like bush and i whont make fun of him but for VolOpt you know most the US wepons come frome canada so when USA gose canada will go to becuse what u think is wroung not many ppl like you most are nukes come frome canada so do are tanks and plaines so id start kissing ass becuse if we the USA ever fades so will canada alaska and so on

Heh heh heh............

Its times like this I am happy I live in Canada...... We're like america's pot smokeing little brother. we don't go and play war with them and We are also a lot more popular(globaly). America is sorta like the bully-like older brother, always beating people up(Iraq), and stealing their lunch money(oil). We dont disturb the piece(We really are sort of a quiet nation), and everyone is concerned for us when we get sick(sars...), except our no-good older brother...

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4.23 / 5.00

Apr 27, 2003
12:09 AM EDT
Comedy - Parody
  • Daily Feature April 27, 2003

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