I love the sun because it always makes my days. I love the moon because it reflects the suns rays and doesn't actually make the night.
Moral of the story: My relationships are inconsistent and I am an unreliable person. All we need is somebody to lean on, but I'm not that person. If you lean on me you will fall down on the ground or, even worse, fall up on the ceiling becuase I'm so inconsistent and quirky. This is why you shouldn't write NG comments past 10 PM.