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Critics Are Assholes

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Feb 28, 2003 | 2:05 AM EST

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This One is For All You Critic Fucks!



Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

This was watchable!!!

This is, though its not much, Samsonite's best film. This film makes me be carefull about what I'm saying about him, your my name might appear in a Critics Are Assholes part II movie. Crap, I just gave him an idea!! Anywhy. I think if Samsonite puts more effort into his films, he won't have people hating his movies.


Rated 2 / 5 stars

Say it with force!

Why the hell are you saying "sorry" to those people who you think are faggots!?! You're too nice! Plus...when you say "fuck you" say it with some FUCKING meaning! You sound like your mom is next door, and you don't want her to hear you swear. Say it with force!


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Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

((( HMMMMMM )))

Well the size alone was abit scary, but sorry you feel that way, im not sure if i have seen your other work, but if its art im gonna explain a way to make it better, looks like you do know flash so im sure you are over reacting, well hope to see more work soon...



Rated 0 / 5 stars

I'm about to leave critisism, aint that Ironic.

Well, you dont like critisism? Then why the hell go to newgrounds! this place is meant for flash artists to post their works, and for us critics to tell them how to make it better. granted some people dont leave good reveiws, but obviosly you dont listen anyway. have you put any thought into your movies? wouldn't bet on it. if you expect that crap to be on the front page, or the daily top 5, then you are sadly mistaken. I only hope that this movie isn't blammed too early for you to add me to your next list. I'd be honered to be called a critic.

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Rated 0 / 5 stars


Wow, it seems that because your movies suck you feel that you have to take it out on us. If you had better movies, we wouldn't have to write shit about them. I better stop while I'm ahead, of you'll probably end up on your next "gay list". Do you actually think that the people you put on that list are actually offended!? How old are you!? Well, sense you said it in the beggining about all the critics saying... Fuck off and make better movies. I actaully look forward to being on your next list.

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