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Stand Up or Shut Up!

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Take to the stage in this open mic simulator! Bomb hard in the local comedy club, and avoid rowdy audience members as they chuck bottles at you in an effort to get you off the stage! Create your own stand up comic and make it through your set without getting thrown off stage!

- Supports keyboard and gamepad!

- Create your OWN stand up comic!

- Tell jokes while avoiding projectiles from the crowd!

- Go one-on-one with hecklers who dare step into YOUR line of fire!

- Build up a powerful "DUCKING" ability by racking up dodge-combos!


Dodge left/right -- LEFT KEY AND RIGHT KEY ( Or Left Stick on GAMEPAD )

Duck Down -- DOWN KEY ( Or DOWN on Left Stick for GAMEPAD ) 

NOTE: Ducking down requires ability built up through DODGING PROJECTILES.

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Game crashed

good concept and I like the character customization! i... played as jerma

bugs I encountered:
-inputs are laggy, both during customization and gameplay
-every time a bottle is thrown the game lags / freezes for a few frames
-i encountered a javascript error and the game completely froze a few minutes into playing, not entirely sure why

also, this should maybe be rated M since it's based off violence and sex jokes, lol

with a bug patch i'm sure this game will turn out great! :D

TheMillz responds:

I'll consider changing it, kids see a lot these days so I figured it was kinda fringe. Thanks for the review, consider downloading the standalone .exe for the stability issue https://shadowband.itch.io/stand-up-or-shut-up

Game crashed once patrons started throwing stuff at me. Lags quite a bit at that moment.

TheMillz responds:

Sorry about that, here is the download link if you still would like to try it : https://shadowband.itch.io/stand-up-or-shut-up

incredible. you managed to create a game that actually was able to 100% my cpu and kick on the emergency alarm and fans

you get an extra star just for that feat

TheMillz responds:

I can't take all the credit, Unity did most of the work by developing an html exporter that can't even do the one job it was named after... I suggest the downloadable version if you are still interested: https://shadowband.itch.io/stand-up-or-shut-up

Tbh I only tried to make an html release on a whim, can't believe it produced something actually....

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3.24 / 5.00

Sep 14, 2022
9:38 PM EDT