Damn, Stepford's got quite the repertoire at their disposal. Think I also saw an EBF reference in there.
(The metric crapload of medals is one hell of a bonus as well.)
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Created within two weeks (also, my back's fecked while we're making excuses) for The Mobile Game Jam 2022. The theme was "lots of them" so I started adding medals until either time was up or I couldn't be arsed anymore (actually ended up reaching the limit of how many you're allowed).
Break hearts on the grid to help @Stepford practice their kickass combat moves. Click the bottom right to execute.
Included a fullscreen button which, after using flash for over a decade, I'm astounded actually works. Icon shits itself sometimes but whatever, might be useful if you are indeed playing on mobile, is my point.
There's also a help screen that just says what I'm saying here but with less room. See medal descriptions for additional hints.
This all made more sense with the whole "motion control" thing but couldn't get it to work on mobile (which is kind of the whole point). Title is genius though, as I'm sure we all agree, so won't be changing that.
And, to contradict what I just said and go against the spirit of the jam completely, if you're in a position to use the Newgrounds player, I suggest you do so because certain affects don't show up properly with Ruffle. Screw mobiles.
P.S. The medals DO work, I just put the popup off screen so it wouldn't bother you... unless they don't work.
Damn, Stepford's got quite the repertoire at their disposal. Think I also saw an EBF reference in there.
(The metric crapload of medals is one hell of a bonus as well.)
Stepping Step Stepped
back again with an attempt at a medal guide:
premise: 12 hearts, aptly numbered from left to right, top to bottom.
first row is 1 through 4 etc.
the game is less about specific hearts and more about the overall configuration (shape).
numbers will be used as an example of a configuration with the correct shape.
if multiple configurations are active at the same time, the "bigger" one will trigger.
sorted by medal order:
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Stepoke: pick one heart, then execute (any of them works)
Stepunch: any two adjacent hearts in the same row (1,2)
Steppercut: any two adjacent hearts in the same column (1,5)
Stepsword: any three adjacent hearts in a row (1,2,3)
Stelbow Drop: three hearts in the same column (1,5,9)
Slapford: mirrored small gun (1,2,6)
Shootford: small gun (1,2,5)
Fordball: small L (1,5,6)
Tatsumaki Stepukyaku: mirrored small L (2,5,6)
Straygun: four hearts in the same row (1,2,3,4)
Stepfordriver: small square (1,2,5,6)
Shotgun Shellford: shotgun shape (1,2,3,5)
Soccerford: forward kick (3,5,6,7)
Splitford: upward kick (1,2,6,10)
Stompford: right boot (1,5,9,10)
Step(on me, mommy)ford: left boot (2,6,9,10)
Stepfobotomy: crowbar shape (1,2,5,9)
Timbord: mirrored shotgun (1,2,3,7)
Sparford: long L (1,5,6,7)
Stepfast: left spike (2,5,6,10)
Stario: small hat (2,5,6,7)
Stepfornado: small T (1,2,3,6)
Smega Buster: right spike (1,5,6,9)
Stepforyuken: mirrored small S (1,2,6,7)
Scorpford: small S (2,3,5,6)
Stelectrord: lightning (2,5,6,9)
Steppy Claws: mirrored lightning (1,5,6,10)
Ford You: letterbox (2,5,6,9,10)
Steppy T. Baseball Cat: small U (1,3,5,6,7)
Superford: long S (2,3,6,9,10)
Sargeford: big T (1,2,3,6,10)
Stepvord: small C (1,2,5,9,10)
Steathead: mirrored small C (1,2,6,9,10)
Stepfordmc: long right spike (1,5,6,7,9)
Stepfordonkeypunch: long left spike (3,5,6,7,11)
Screwford: tall hat (2,6,9,10,11)
Stelefrag: small bridge (1,2,3,5,7)
One giant Stepford, man: plus sign (2,5,6,7,10)
Stepforang: "boomerang" (1,2,3,7,11)
Sleepford: long Z (1,2,6,10,11)
Stepfockey: hockey stick (1,2,3,4,8)
Stepfore: very long L (1,5,6,7,8)
Stepfnf: mirrored big L (3,7,9,10,11)
Stepfnaf: "allen wrench" (4,5,6,7,8)
Stevada: hatchet shape (1,2,5,6,9)
Stehemoth: mirrored hatchet (1,2,5,6,10)
Smoochford: left shoe (2,3,5,6,7)
Cheford: meat clever (1,2,3,6,7)
Stat's All Fords: anvil (1,2,3,5,6)
Stepbomd: bomb (1,5,6,9,10)
Disarmd: right shoe (1,2,5,6,7)
Skupord: big L (1,5,9,10,11)
Stfu: upturned big L (1,2,3,5,9)
Stogieford: rising step (3,5,6,7,9)
Sockford: falling step (1,5,6,7,11)
Sbeerford: "nightstick" (5,6,7,8,10)
Stepforpg: mirrored nightstick (5,6,7,8,11)
Stedi: upturned nightstick (2,5,6,7,8)
Stepforvel vs Capcom 2: New Age of Heroes: long gun (1,2,3,4,5)
Castle Crashord: rotated nightstick (3,5,6,7,8)
Slaymord: horizontal rectangle (1,2,3,5,6,7)
Steprobe: vertical rectangle (1,2,5,6,9,10)
Stepfort Downey Jr.: long rectangle (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8)
Screamford: "music note" (2,3,5,6,9,10)
Stepfohn Cena: mirrored music note (1,2,6,7,10,11)
Stepformageddon: upturned music note (2,3,6,7,9,10)
Stepfoh dear: rotated music note (1,2,5,6,10,11)
Holy Shtepford: right-side cross (3,5,6,7,8,11)
Hellford: left-side cross (2,5,6,7,8,10)
Stareford: execute without lining up any move
Stairford: upward stairs (3,4,6,7,9,10)
Steppy Krueger: downward stairs (1,2,6,7,11,12)
Step on a landmine: "landmine" (2,3,5,6,7,8)
Stepfong Lao: upturned landmine (1,2,3,4,6,7)
Heartford (Connecticut): "photorealistic heart-shape" (2,5,6,7,9,10)
Holey Shtepford: mirrored heart-shape (2,5,6,7,10,11)
Step 1000 Fords: rotated heart-shape (2,3,5,6,7,10)
Stepball: upturned heart-shape (1,2,5,6,7,10)
Stepthord: left hammer (1,2,5,6,7,8,9,10)
Stepthor 2: The Dark World (everyone's favorite): right hammer (3,4,5,6,7,8,11,12)
Stepmara Forgan: square ring (1,2,3,5,7,9,10,11)
Stedding: left gem ring (2,3,4,5,6,8,10,11,12)
Stepflation: right gem ring (1,2,3,5,7,8,9,10,11)
Deaford: "grave" (2,5,6,7,9,10,11)
Stabality: upturned grave (1,2,3,5,6,7,10)
Stepfowl: "boiled egg" (2,3,5,6,7,8,10,11)
Siford: tommy gun (1,2,3,4,5,7)
Robord: mirrored tommy gun (1,2,3,4,6,8)
Stelestial: long bridge (1,2,3,4,5,8)
Stilt-a-whirl Backbreaker: big square (1,2,3,5,6,7,9,10,11)
Smilepford: "wide smile" (1,4,5,6,7,8)
Book of Stevelation: all 12 hearts
Sniperd: square hole (2,5,7,10)
Stet it fo: big X (1,3,6,9,11)
Spazzors: "cobweb" shape (2,4,5,7,10,12)
Stwiss Cheeseord: "grid" shape (1,3,6,8,9,11)
5tepford Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique: any five hearts that don't trigger anything else (1,3,6,8,9)
Steiko from Mortal Kombat Fourd: any four hearts that don't trigger anything else (1,3,6,8)
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