i found this so fvckin funny hahahaha
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All hail Foamy!
I liked your clever use of reverse psychology in the plot. The funny thing is you'd think that what he was saying would talk her into it. From the gory description of what would happen if she pulled the trigger, to the way he made suicide sound so undignified. As shown by the quotes "isn't that a shame" and "your suicide was for you". okay, back on topic, very funny and entertaining. I hope everyone appreciates your hard work.