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An outrageous confession brings drama and resentment to an otherwise happy young couple. It also brings an ABSOLUTE BOP.
Watch in on YouTube: youtube.com/watch?v=J6-40zNO71A (And subscribe)
Watch this very same video in spanish because why not: youtu.be/Z_sESCWpQS4 (You can also subscribe)
Hey there girl
you know damn well
that you're the best girlfriend that I've ever had myself
well, also the first one
but thaT DOESN'T MATTER
I wouldn't lie to you
so I must confess what I've been through
you see, for some time, maybe
I've been seeing this young lady
well, a woman's more fitting
no offense, really
she's just a couple years your senior
and I know that she likes me too
and she looks like an older clone of you
I wouldn't wanna hurt you
so I'm afraid I must tell you
that I really like your mom
I don't know what went wrong
if she just led me on
but now I really like your mom
...like your mom
(Your mom, really like your mom...)
I'M IN LOVE WITH YOUR MOM
I wish I had met your momma before you
and that now you adressed me as dad
please don't cry, babe
oh for god's sake
now this is JUST great
I already have enough guilt inside
nothing lasts forever, now don't you cry
besides just know she's also a sinner
at the last christmas dinner
she laid her hand on top of my thigh
right there and then I could've just died
How is it my fault if the broad went and led me on?
And just stared at me all spellbound while we were making out
I know you're gonna say I'm in control of what I do
but walk a mile in my shoes
the old lady knows how to subdue
I'm letting it all out
'cause for a little while now
I have been daiting your mom
When I'm gonna kiss you
there's nothing I can think of
except the lips of your mom
...of your mom
I'M GUILTY OF TREASON
but tell me
ARE YOU DOWN FOR A THREESOME?
Well, it was worth a try...
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what the fuck lol