God Bless America
If you give this less than ten stars, you're obviously a terrorist! It's true because we here in America can make words mean whatever the hell we feel like! God's on our side, after all, and never before in history has such profound arrogance caused anyone any trouble whatsoever! Nope! Never! WWII certainly isn't a prime example, nor is the Roman Empire! I'm not drawing any parallels here at all! If you think I am, you're a homosexual! From Mexico, even!
I give this ten red and white stripes out of ten, because the stripes represent...uh...well, the colors, they mean...uh...the stripes...they...9/11!
-Tabris