I dont like coffee but I will try to use 50 chars.

but I appreciate what the columbians do, keep on growing those beans.

because he told me to

like a sticky gooey love child.

mmmmm, beefy.

:)

*whipes a tear away* We love you coffee... god speed

SICK

Thats a bit twisted to be honest

You tricked me.

I thought this was gonna be about Columbia, the space shuttle.