how do i kidnap a chicken
great game but one thing has been bugging me do the mumtaz broes have arms
este juego es alucinante
Pretty decent game. However, this indie game company called Nintendo plagiarized this game. Nintendo replaced the iconic duo, Ali and Bilal with two cunts name Mario and Luigi. What kind of stupid name is that? And get this, they can't even speak English. I know right, what retards! They also tried adding mechanics like "jumping" to make their game seem original, but it didn't work. Now tell me, does Super Mario bros have chickens? Didn't think so. All they have is this faggoty dinosaur named Yoshi. Who wants an old ass, prehistoric sack of shit? This green little pussy won't even bother going into castles, pathetic. They don't even taste as delectable as chicken. I would know this because I licked the screen and it tasted like pixels (with a hint of semen). They also tried adding a bootleg version of princess Sana that goes by the name Princess Peach. She will never even compare to the thicc waifu goddess that is Princess Sana. She's so thicc that you can't even see her. Princess Peach may have more rule34 than Princess Sana but that's because only simps fall for that trap. Any rational human would know this because of the anti sentiment undertones. We all know that anybody born with blonde hair and blue eyes are Nazi supporters cos of Hitler's undying love for them. He loves them to much that he wishes he can be inside of them. So, that means that Hitler is inside of Princess toadstool. That' right, peach as a big fat chode with warts on it, which is pretty gay. There's not a single person of colour in Super Mario bros which automatically means that it's racist. The closest thing to a person of colour is a goomba; goomba in which you step on. This symbolizes the idea that Light skinned people are better than dark skin people because of how Mario (a stupid straight white cisgender male) steps on a goomba like it's a bug, something below us. Nintendo wishes they could have good diversity like Super Mumtaz Bros. Super Mumtaz Bros. has both white cock and Brown cock, and you help both instead of harming them. It's gross that Nintendo thinks it's okay to release a game like this especially now a days when racial tension is at an all time high. Speaking of modern times, the graphics in super Mario bros is complete ass. It's just a bunch of coloured pixels, that's not game design, it's rubbish. If this game was released in like the 1980s, I would give it some slack but it's not. Also, don't get me started on the music, oh the music. It's fucking awful! It just sound like a collection of high pitched queefs and that's only the first song. Nintendo had the audacity to add multiple different and unique tracks to set the mood. What virgins! Unlike super Mario bros, super Mumtaz bros only has one song that has a familiar melody that even people who don't play video games can recognize. It's such a good melody too that totally doesn't just repeat over and over! The biggest gripe I have with Super Mario Bros is the fact that Mario and Luigi are supposed to be plumbers yet never have they ever been seen doing their job. Instead, Mario the simp wastes his time on this "girl" who continuously gets kidnapped by this fat turtle and "she" never even bothers saving "herself”. And you'd think after all that, Mario would get to clap peach's cheeks but no! Instead "she" bakes him a cake. Get outta here with that family friendly Christian shit. The Mumtaz bros are true to their title, they do their job, no bullshit. They're just some great guys who want the help their community. It is also cannon that the Mumtaz bros are absolute pussy magnets. With good reason, they each have a 69-inch cock that is made for impregnating women. Like what women wouldn't want that big juicy cock inside them (I'm getting wet just thinking about it) In conclusion, Super Mario bros sucks more dick than your mom.
Nintendo needs to keep up with the competition.