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Fruity pebbles in a nutshell

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funny animation like and pipe


Company Quotes:


"i did barely anything" - sky kid

"doin your mom doin doi" -axel

"karen took the kids" - jeckzap

"Farts :)" -Dorfde

"i am the lord thy" - thegbcrew

"carge" - carge

"peecha" - Peter Peecha

”i peeded” - Steve

"Oh shoot, I farded." -Ant

"Fuck you." -SockFucker

"Subscribe to Twomad" -(Kirbopher 2.0) NathanDarkson984

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11/10

Original review:
This is the ultimate shitpost, of the lowest quality.
Good guys, bad guys who lack effort, as far as the eye can see.
How did this pass judgement, I wonder how this could be.
This is the ultimate shitpost, of the lowest quality.

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@stevetherapper Here's the full version

Old Godzilla was waiting around
In Under Judgement on Newgrounds
When suddenly Batman dressed up as Wade
Blammed his movie with a Bat Grenade
Godzilla got pissed and then came back
With a new flash movie starring Shaq
Who proceeded to make 'Pass the Gravy II'
When Peter Peecha came out of the blue

And he started eating up Shaquille O'Neal
Watching Tom get out of the Batmobile
But before his movie could get a save
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took Henry Stickmin out from under his hat
And made Batman angry at his pile of shat
Did the Distraction Dance then he ran away
Because Optimus Prime had nothing to say.

This is the ultimate shitpost, of the lowest quality.
Good guys, bad guys who lack effort, as far as the eye can see.
How did this pass judgement, I wonder how this could be.
This is the ultimate shitpost, of the lowest quality.

Godzilla voted five on Optimus Prime's
Flash video with 'Stop, Hammertime'
And then Shaq came back with a brand new track
But Jackie Chan blammed that piece of cack
And Batman was leaving a bad review
On Abraham Lincoln, voting only two
But suddenly something caught his eye and he skipped
Indiana Jones using FlipaClip.

He saw Godzilla's massive behind
and he reached for some beer, it was out of his mind
and Batman's so angry that he is pissed
and Jackie Chan punched his screen with his fist
Then he jumped in the air cause it made him revolt
And Godzilla said that it wasn't his fault.
Then Optimus Prime lost all his hope
then they all got high from some Care Bear dope

This is the ultimate shitpost, of the lowest quality.
Good guys, bad guys who lack effort, as far as the eye can see.
How did this pass judgement, I wonder how this could be.
This is the ultimate shitpost, of the lowest quality.

Children sang out an earraping chorus
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a click on his smart phone
On the movie made by Indiana Jones
who closed Newgrounds, and switched to TikTok
as Batman changed into StrawberryClock
But Chuck saw through his stupid disguise
and he blammed Batman's flash, in between his thighs

Then Gandalf the statwhore and Gandalf the Alt
And the purple killer from 'Dad N Me'
Benito Mussolini with a bowl of linguini and
Ill Will Press, Pico, Darnell, and Nene
Robocop, the Terminator, Count von Count,
Elmo, Ernie, every single clock account
Xwaynecolt and Pimp and Wegra
Cyberdevil, Little Rena and your grandma.

All came out of nowhere faster than a gun
and outvote Chuck Norris 99 to 1
It was the funniest video the world ever saw
With Tom Fulp looking on in total awe

Judgement lasted a century
Many flashes were blammed, but eventually
The champion stood, he's definitely better
ZabuJard, wearing nothing but a sweater

This is the ultimate shitpost, of the lowest quality.
Good guys, bad guys who lack effort, as far as the eye can see.
How did this pass judgement, I wonder how this could be.
This is the ultimate shitpost,
This is the ultimate shitpost,
This is the ultimate shitpost,
Of the lowest quality.

@ProfessorSkyKid Not with all these talented people behind this.

@TheGBCrew and @NathanDarkson984 This is definitely the ultimate shitpost. Nothing can top this.

TheGBCrew responds:

agreed

NathanDarkson984 responds:

Yes

stevetherapper responds:

Full song when

Edit: mind if I make this an actual song?

ProfessorSkyKid responds:

To be honest I was expecting this to get blammed

Y E S

stevetherapper responds:

Connection terminated.

I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name. But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although you have indeed been called.

You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach.

But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends.

And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well, I am nearby.

This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors: Be still and give up your spirits, they don't belong to you.

For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.

My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you.

I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now.

It's time to rest. For you, and for those you have carried in your arms.

This ends for all of us.

End communication.

n i c e

stevetherapper responds:

69420

lol

stevetherapper responds:

Uh oh it’s him

TheGBCrew responds:

ok babe

realAxel responds:

Ah, don't hate me cause I'm beautiful Maybe if you got rid of that yee yee ass hair cut you get some bitches on your dick

JeckZap responds:

and your stay too
too
too
and the tigers too
too
too
welcome to the zoo zoo zoo

NathanDarkson984 responds:

baba booey

Credits & Info

Views
322
Faves:
13
Votes
90
Score
2.51 / 5.00

Uploaded
Jan 12, 2021
4:27 PM EST
Genre
Spam
Hardware
  • Gameboy Color
Software
  • 3D Movie Maker
  • Construct 2
  • Clickteam Fusion 2.5
Misc. Kit
  • Windows Movie Maker
  • GBstudio
  • Clickteam Fusion 2.5
  • Klik & Play
  • Toon Twister 3D
  • GMod
  • You
  • Super Schindler's List 3D
  • Super Mario Maker 2
  • Windows 98
  • Cyberpunk 2077
  • Family Guy Online
  • Pikmin
  • Fruity Pebbles