K this was amusing. The ladder aside, it seemed every attempt ended in failure.

is this a metaphor for wegra swimming in my bussy?

Grab the life raft and throw it on top of the right tree. Place the ladder against the tree. Tie the brick to the end of the rope and climb the ladder and pull your brick-rope up with you.

When at the top of the tree, wear the life raft. Pull up the ladder and wear it as a hat. Swing the rope with brick attached around and around and give the brick-end a good cast into the ocean. The trick here is to fish for a brick-eating fish.

When the brick-eating fish catches the bait, hang on tight, and do some surfing as it drags you around in the water, and grab Wegra when you can.

Let Wegra climb your ladder-hat to safety, but make sure he climbs into the clouds and not onto the beach, or the sandworm might get him.

Dismount the brick fish onto the beach and prepare to battle the sandworm. Just shove the ladder in his mouth and wait. This will give Wegra enough time to fly his cloud around to you.

Quickly board the cloud. When the sandworm finishes digesting the ladder, lure him to the left tree, which is really an ent, and the ent and sandworm will do battle to the death. (They both die)

Finally, fly down onto the dead sandworm, hop off the cloud with Wegra, and you win. You both do a victory dance on the dead sandworm and roast marshmallows from the remains of the ent and the cloud. (The cloud is really marshmallows for some reason.)

TOP FIVE REASONS WHY THIS GAME DOMINATES OVER CYBERPUNK 2077
1. immersive gameplay
2. nostalgic flash-esque art > dumbass realistic graphics and shaders that can fry your console
3. a last minute masterpiece vs. a AAA publishing game that took millions of years to develop and several delays thattook longer than both Star Citizen and Yandere Simulator (you know who wins right there)
4. a well-known internet celebrity loved by all > reddit-loathed Keanu Reeves (so CRINGE UGH)
5. Unique and BANGING soundtrack

Very amazing game! Revolutionary even! Proof that graphics don't matter as long as the gameplay is solid. Great soundtrack too!! Good work gamers!!!