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The news is always looking into stories relating to COVID-19, or Coronavirus, but what does that story say? Put the peices together, and have a good old read! How the news plays out is up to you!


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patrick has taken out a patent on Satan, and intends to sell it for $666, but doctors say this Satan is government lies and won't work as a result.

We here are new york times do firmly believe that patrick is a true satanic and will go a long way.

sara - Health Editor

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Ralph - Health Editor

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